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Objects in pants are bigger

Objects in pants are bigger

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Stepping into the gym, you're instantly the center of attention, not just for your workout routine but for the daring statement emblazoned across your t-shirt: "Objects in pants are bigger than they appear." This piece isn't merely clothing; it's a vibrant declaration from the realm of offensive t-shirts, a nod to humor that toys with expectations. The phrase, a playful twist on the classic warning found in vehicle mirrors, cheekily suggests that appearances can be deceiving, especially when it comes to what's hidden beneath the fabric. As you move from one exercise to the next, your novelty t-shirt not only breaks the ice but shatters it, proving that funny t-shirts have the power to turn a mundane workout into an arena of laughter. It's a perfect testament to those who believe that fitness and fun can coexist, reminding everyone that sometimes, the best way to lighten the mood is with a bit of cheeky humor.

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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